oh-dumbledear:

Hello my lovelies, this is my giveaway in celebration of reaching 500 (!!!) followers.

Thanks to everyone who follows me and puts up with my constant rambling!

I am giving away:

• Two t-shirts of your choice from the designs below, and you can have the rest as stickers if you want (and if the artists make them as stickers)
• Two of the DVDs below (you choose)
• The mug and the pen.

T-shirt designs:

Mug and pen:

DVDs:

The rules are:

• You may reblog this twice a day
• Likes do not count
• There is only one winner. Sorry.
• Giveaway blogs won’t count.
• This giveaway is open until the 26th of May.
• I ship worldwide.
• I mean you don’t have to be following me but I’ll throw something else in if you are!
• If you have any questions please contact me here as I won’t be on tumblr for a while
• Um yeah I love you all and may the odds be ever in your favour!

{Also thanks to Carly for the graphic}

oh just shut the fuck up you bitch.

pbandjily:

musicalhogwarts:

batdude:

in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful

#i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably shit in your backpack

i’ll probably shit in your backpack

new best threat

breeannabodybag666:

riahreah:

he meows so hard he falls over :o

omg i want them all.

(Source: masterofthepotatos)

(Source: thinkingofchaos)

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

the F?

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

rnilkbreath:

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME

I wasnt going to reblog this but after I cried laughing I decided to do it. 

• (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
• Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
• Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
• Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
• Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
• (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

nessagrey:

Basically

(Source: praises)

(Source: karinha-que-mora-logo-ali)

No one understands how horrible it feels to move around so much. 11 places in 18 months? how impossible. I feel terrible all the time about it. I just want a place of my own, where I can stay and not worry, “where’s my next place? who is next to kick me out?”

merlinare:

Did I say that I like football?

GWAIN!!

mom: what is tumblr??

me: uhm i guess. its a. its basically pictures. and quotes. really, you get obsessed with a tv show because of it. things get pretty weird on it. tv shows and uhm life quotes and stuff…

mom: uh huh…

me: well i mean its a good thing. i learn a lot on here. like honestly if i got buried alive i know how to get out!

mom: ohhh kayyyy *looks at me like im crazy*

me: *thinking* man i need to find a better way to explain tumblr without looking crazy….

(Source: hopingicouldbesomeone)

hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

(Source: the-family-kenway)